PORN AND THE MODERN WOMAN
Sure, guys love porn. Women do, too—maybe even more than men, though few will dare to admit to it.
My partner and I have seen it all— from the landmark classics to the cheap, short excuses for lust-inducers. Our discussions range from the most literal and barbaric to actual analyses of breast implants, body art, ass holes, and the nice, funny or downright freaky versions of the art of saying “I’m coming (or about to).”
I noticed men have become mere props for the porn-production industry, often portrayed as pieces of meat being thrown to the hungry, horny lions. Except for the rape category (which has gotten so boring, by the way), where have all the bad guys gone? Where have all the naked knights in hard armor gone?
The modern woman works hard and is not to be messed with in the real world. The modern woman is opinionated. The modern woman knows what she wants in and out of bed. In short, the modern woman is tired. She does not want her porn to be an extension of how she is treated at work or by society as a whole. She is already getting the respect and admiration of everybody around her. The modern woman’s porn fantasy has gone back to the basics: the Mills and Boon I’m-so-horny-and-wet-please-take-me-gently-but-fuck-my-brains-off kind.
The modern woman isn’t shy to admit that soft, big breasts turn her on and that an admission is not tantamount to lesbianism. She enjoys watching porn and does not sacrifice quality in the name of lust. The modern woman will demand for her man to conquer her in bed, not only because she wants to, but also because there is already so much that she has conquered on her own. The modern woman’s concept of making love is not slow and passionate, the modern woman understands and is confident that she and her man can fuck and still be intimate. The porn world has forgotten this market, thus completely forgetting this strategy.
This modern woman’s porn wish list:
- The rebirth of the dashing male porn star sworn to reduce horny alpha females to adoring sex slaves
- Some intellectual dialogue
- The banning of high heels in bed
- If shoe fetish of porn audiences must be fed, at least ban cheap, chunky patent heels
- ACTUAL age-to-category ratio of porn stars (pigtails on porn stars with weathered pussies and sagging necks are so disturbing)
- Banishing fake boobies
- Should wish #6 be impossible, proper angling of shots and a careful selection of sex positions to conceal implant scars of breasts and butts
- Retirement of Mike and the Milf Hunter guys
- Creation of a new category: DILFs!
- Classy tattoos on actors
- More Sara Stone
So men, share your porn with your women. It is a highly-enriching experience that may just do wonders for your humdrum sex lives! Maybe then, YOU wouldn’t have to watch porn.
